So What Do I Do With My Pineapple Lamp

I found a white ceramic pineapple lamp by a dumpster and took it home. Now I can't decide on a lampshade.

So Quantum Physics

Saturday I watched a movie about killer bunny rabbits. This morning as I was taking a walk, an old man taking his garbage cans in from the curb, stopped and turned to ask if I left a bunny. He pointed to a bush by the curb and voila, a cage with a bunny in it.

Friday I watched Vicky Cristina Barcelona and hope Javier shows up soon.

So Saturday Night I Ate Two Pieces of Ice Cream Cake

Couldn't stop at one but my stomach let me know I should have.

So A Man Was Tap Tap Tapping

Last week as I was riding my bike to work around 8:45 am. As I rode past the park I saw a man in the handball court tapping on a sheet of plastic/something flatsmoothanddark. Tap dancing. He was tap dancing and he wore a blue velour sweat suit. At least, I choose to believe it was velour.

So A Girl Threw Up Out of A Car

On the way home from church this girl was leaning out of the side of a silver Buick Le Sabre. She messed that back door up.